Over the weekend some of the movie world's biggest names – from Tom Hiddleston to actual, real life Sir Patrick Stewart – descended upon London's fancy Roundhouse for the Three Empire Awards 2017. Camden hadn't seen such a guestlist since our mate Sharon's hen do last summer.
And, while everyone obviously asked stuff about THEIR ART and all that malarky on the red carpet, we wanted to know the serious stuff. Y'know, like when they last cried. Journalism in its purest form.
We sat 'em all down on heat's confessional couch backstage at the bash and got them to spill their deepest, darkest secrets. Brilliant.
So what was the last thing that made Tom, Patrick and co. shed a tear-or-two, eh? Let's find out:
Quite why Patrick isn't gonna see his dog again we're not entirely sure, but there you go.